Subway's Big Hot Pastrami Melt
Subway I know what you are asking yourselves; why in the world is Sir Griffin writing about Subway? I mean seriously, Subway? I mean it seems like you are never far from a Subway. There are two Subways near my place of work. There are three Subways within an equal distance from my house, just in different directions. And Subway has always bothered me by hoarding napkins and putting as few onions as possible on my sandwich, but yet I go back. I beg for more onions. I plead for more napkins. Why the hell can’t they have a napkin dispenser up by the sodas? I can drink as much soda or tea as I can, yet I can only have two lousy napkins. So why am I writing about Subway? I will tell you. I have been seeing the ads on TV for the Big Pastrami Melt Sub and I knew that I had to try it. After all, pastrami is the most sensual of all the salted, cured meats and besides that it is delicious. After several...