An Epic Debacle: The 83rd Annual Academy Awards
An open letter to the Academy of Motion Picture Arts & Sciences: What a mess. It was a disaster of epic proportions. I look forward to the Oscar telecast every year and then you give me this crap. You people in charge really screwed up and you need some serious help to get this back on track. Please allow me to name just a few of the things you did wrong and then let me tell you what to do to avoid a repeat of this disaster. I like Anne Hathaway. I really do. I find her incredibly attractive and sexy. She is not however, very entertaining as a host for an awards show. I like James Franco too, but I do find him substantially less sexy. Putting these two together may have been someone’s idea of a joke that somebody somehow thought was a good choice. You could not have been more wrong. Their “witty banter” was horrid. They had an incredible lack of chemistry together and how you could not see this is...